The Jesus I Never Knew

This is an awesome book by Philip Yancey. I read it a few years ago while I was rummaging through Tyler's stash of college books, and now I get to read it for my Synoptic Gospels class. I thought I should share with you the humor of this guy. He's profound, and funny at the same time. I love it!

Here's a little clip of it: (obligatory copyright infringement warning statement goes here)

When I switched on my computer this morning, Micrsoft Windows flashed the date, implicitly acknowledging that, whatever you may believe about it, the birth of Jesus was so important that it split history into two parts. Everything that has ever happened on this planet falls into a category of before Christ or after Christ.

Richard Nixon got carried away with excitement in 1969 when Apollo astronauts first landed on the moon. "It's the greatest day since Creation!" crowed the president, until Billy Graham solemnly reminded him of Christmas and Easter. By any measure of history Graham was right. This Galilean, who in his lifetime spoke to fewer people than would fill just one of the many stadia Graham has filled, changed the world more than any other person. He introduced a new force field into history, and now holds the allegiance of a third of all people on earth.

Today, people even use Jesus' name to curse by. How strange it would sound if, when a businessman missed a golf putt, he yelled "Thomas Jefferson!" or if a plumber screamed "Mahatma Gandhi!" when his pipe wrench mashed a finger. We cannot get away from this man Jesus.

Oh Philip Yancey, you're so right. This book rules. You can buy it for like 20 bucks at any Christian bookstore, and I guarantee it will change some of your thought patterns. You can run from Jesus, but you can't deny him!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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