My Sweet Turkey

Hey guys!

Sorry I've been abandoning you in the blog world. I've been doomed to work a few night shifts at the 'ol sev, and exhaustion has definitely taken over! It's hard to believe that I was stuck in this routine for almost 2 years! The work is hard, but if you bust your ass for the first half of your shift, you can chill outside for a while with the mosquitoes!

Today is my little brother's 20th birthday! Happy birthday Calan! Girls, he's still available, and is funny as hell. It's always special (well it wasn't when I was a kid, in fact, Calan used to bug me about it), because for the next 18 days, Calan and I are the same age! How cool is that?

I don't have a whole lot to update about. One of these days, I'll sit down and write a real blog instead of just random updates. I'm sorry, but between sleeping, working and somehow trying to fit in family and a social life, I just don't have as much time on my hands as I did while I was at school!

Hmmmm..... OH! Tonight while I was filling the cooler (I believe I had made it to the bottom of the third door, which would be the Pepsi 2L rack), the most awesomest song popped into my head, and I couldn't stop snickering to myself about it all night! Here are the lyrics!

Since you've been gone
Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil
Since you've been gone
It's like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil
Oh well, I'm feelin like I stuck my hand
Inside a blender and turned it on
You know, I've been in a buttload of pain
Since you've been gone

(Since you've been gone)
I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped
A two-ton bowling ball on my toes
(Since you've been gone)
It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved
A red-hot cactus up my nose

Since you've been gone
Well, it feels like I'm getting tetanus shots every day
Since you've been gone
It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away
Ever since that day you left me
I've been so miserable, my dear
I feel almost as bad as I did
When you were still here


Man, that song is awesome. I *heart* Weird Al. And I know that Brett is going to comment about cousin Louie, and how everything you know is wrong... but most of you won't get that unless you're core. Anyway, sorry again for the feeble attempt, but at least you know I'm not dead!